Effective July 6, 2026
By using Unhinged Daily Affirmations (the "app"), you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the app. Blip understands. Blip is theatrically disappointed, but understands.
The important one: this app is comedy, not medical or mental-health advice.
All content in the app — affirmations, compliments, pickup lines, the "Readiness Score," moods, and everything else — is humor and entertainment. It is not medical, psychological, therapeutic, or professional advice, and should not be relied on as such. If you are struggling, please reach out to a qualified professional or a trusted person. A real human beats a deranged sparkle every time.
You must be at least 13 years old to use the app. The optional Spicy Mode contains mild profanity and crude humor and is intended for users 18 and older; it is off by default and requires you to confirm your age before enabling it.
We grant you a personal, non-transferable, revocable license to use the app for your own, non-commercial enjoyment. You agree not to copy, resell, reverse-engineer, or redistribute the app or its content except as allowed by law.
All affirmations, artwork, the Blip mascot, the name, and other original content are owned by us and protected by intellectual property laws. You may share individual affirmation cards generated by the app for personal, non-commercial use — that's the whole point — but please don't strip our branding or claim the content as your own.
Unhinged+ is an optional purchase processed by Apple or Google. Subscriptions renew according to the terms shown at purchase and can be managed or canceled through your App Store or Google Play account. Refunds are handled by Apple or Google under their policies.
The app is provided "as is," without warranties of any kind. We don't promise it will be uninterrupted, error-free, or that Blip's advice will improve your life (though we quietly hope it does). To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect or incidental damages arising from your use of the app.
We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the app after changes means you accept the updated terms. The effective date above will reflect the latest version.
Questions? Email calasher@gmail.com.